THE FOLLOWING BRETT OLSENS ARE NOT ME.
I DO NOT KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
This Brett Olsen is also a writer, but he does not write comedy or poetry.
The discerning eye may notice that his surname is spelled differently from mine, too.
Likewise, I cannot stress enough
that this is also a different Brett Olsen.
( I am not trying to kink shame,
but this is an important distinction. )
